Tuesday, 20-Aug-96 13:40:33 EDT
Who is Pamela Anderson ? What is a toaster? How do I get a microchip down from my nose ? Why does my fish's breath smell like fishfood? Why is the Grim Reaper outside my house looking at me ? Where is the 'Any Key'? Ben Dover

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Friday, 09-Aug-96 10:02:38 EDT
I would let my mom see the buddy ugle website any day of the week. Then I would put her back in her respirator. BEN

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Sunday, 11-Aug-96 12:15:56 EDT
I need a page like this: I wannt my name on de topp. And then my father (link to page). An picture of my oil pump My adres! Allah achbar, yalla-yalla! Mohammed

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Thursday, 15-Aug-96 11:48:55 EDT
How much do you charge? I think you're really cool. My boss says we've gotta to get a website and I think you're just the guys. Well you do it for us. That we be rad. I love you guys. You're the best. My sister slept with your dad.

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SEPTEMBER 1996 WINNER

Sunday, 15-Sep-96 13:51:50 EDT
i want a wedpage that is a reflection of the real me-although i am married to my sister who is also my cousin and aunt i sometimes feel that i am a woman trapped inside a man's body but that woman is a very masculine lesbian who lfeels like a man trapped inside a woman's body so i'm back where i started-this means everyone at the post office where i work makes fun of me but they wont be laffing long oh no except there goin to be laughing in hell where i'll send them- can you make me awebpage like that? Cyrus Teagarten

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Monday, 30-Sep-96 13:17:50 EDT
This is really great!! This is what I've wanted for a long time. I've never seen such a useful site like this. I am looking forward to the renewal. I wonder how you manage this site. There must be a lot of customer asking the design of their webpages!! Disco Spinoza

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OCTOBER 1996 WINNER

Friday, 11-Oct-96 00:59:31 EDT
Pleeze send me my sight very soon. I have a pikture so I allready have stuff to put on the web. could you also pleze send me a skanner to get the picture to be able to put it on my computer and then i could put in the web someware. if you can't give me a skanner could you send me some snapple juice drinks like the woman on telivishun. any way send me a sigte real soon and i will thank very much Bon G Water

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Thursday, 10-Oct-96 16:31:19 EDT
If you think this is ugly, you should see me.... Glad to know there is a support group for peodple like us! Iona Bong

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NOVEMBER 1996 WINNER

Wednesday, 06-Nov-96 13:14:24 EST
I woold lerv to coment but the voices
told me not to. They say you are evil ....BING! Going up.. 12th Floor, sportgoods and rough woollen underwear
Steal my graphics from http://www.deakin.edu.au/~bramsey/wrestle1.html
I found bud uglly Delicious some foolish underpaid, overworked and obviously blind journ o put the URL in an article
mail me at: maire@weblynx.com.au
I like chopped parsley, toothpaste and small defenceless animals... on my pizza But seriously LOVE it ppl !

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Saturday, 30-Nov-96 17:21:33 EST
Here are some suggestions:
- Remove site so I'll get my work done.
- Remove appendix 'cause nobody knows what it does anyway.
- Remove any remaining vestiges of content.
- Remove head from ground 'cause people keep telling me too and everything people tell me must be right.
- Remove tonsils 'cause you get ice cream.
- Remove question about pizza 'cause nobody can agree on pizza and can't we all just be brothers and get along I mean people have been fighting forever and where's the sense in it and I mean why and so let's just not talk about it any more 'kay and then we can just get along an' all be happy an' stuff. So, yeah.
- Remove smarty pants jerks like me who write stupid comments they think are funny but aren't 'cause it gets really annoying an' who reads this crap anyhow.
Walt Ogburn
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I found bud uglly i don't know
mail me at: reuben@cco.caltech.edu
I like Cheez Cheez Cheez on my pizza I like rice.

DECEMBER 1997 WINNER

Tuesday, 24-Dec-96 16:17:02 EST
Lik the litle strips af paper you gots here that ya csan type on and stuf, t'heyre better'n a gnu setta sno tires

My sistrr and my wife Elly Mae Lou Desiree Doo Arlington VI thinks theyr'e needer then them thingees on the flyin sauceer that piced her up and they took her to deleware to go shoping so she told them grene men what to where to look lik normahl peeple so they got themn some overalls and I showed themn how to make soup for allofem outta one possum and they were realee happy and they took us back to our home and gave us a compooter so wes cood come on and look att tis mytee fin sight you guysve got here. I still lik the thingees on da ship better but you guysr prtty gud too
That Rowlffe is one might ee fine lukin animol think he'd make good stew i do but im notsure cuz i need ta see him up close. and ill buy him from you guys there here for too brand spankin new rifles and a gold tooth since yous firin so wht do ya say? ameil me back if ya wanna me to tak the dawg off your hands
oh i have to go now the guys said i have to go back to my room now cuz ive been writing too much and they dont want me to say too much i might say sometim im not sposed to so i have to go now bye
bye now and i have to go likBilly Joe Bob Henyry Jethro Jed Arlington III
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I found bud uglly i don't know i got hit on the head and woked up hear in this contiyoueuhm
mail me at: BillyJoeBobHenyryJethroJedArlington3@hick.mail.com.net.org.antartica
I like Muskrat, sqquirll tail; and coone hare and fresh muclch on my pizza

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Friday, 27-Dec-96 05:45:26 EST
You guys are funny. you make me laugh. The doctors say my HTML programming is improving, and they may even move me up from construction paper and crayons to pens and paper. My cat's name is mittens.Head
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I found bud uglly i don't know I can't get this damn thing to work I can't read what I'm typing
mail me at: head@loa.com
I like Kevin Sorbo as Hercules: The legenday Journeys on my pizza

JANUARY 1997 WINNER

Sunday, 12-Jan-97 14:28:45 EST
Im riteing this from my hospitl bed. Lafn at yer sight brot onn a
sever asma attk. Gud think me wive brot in mi lappot.The Makai Guy
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I found bud uglly form the other bud uglly page. I's was wipping of my keyebrd after spiling some JOLt on itt ..
mail me at: fdw@makaisoft.com
I like Orvel Ridinbukker Chedar Poppkornn on my pizza Yull be hereig frm mi lawyear.

Wednesday, 08-Jan-97 00:11:46 EST
U guys R grate!!! U can do amasingg things wth HTMLE. I wante mi pag wth lotz of BLINK tagz...
Oh, Taht page is from my bst freind, hoo leikss two do phunny tihngs at nite, It sounds ilke mi dadss poron muvies, but no gril evr kame in.
I lake Frams nd big letres, alsoe BLINK tages. so inklud taht onn mi pag.
Th magix AoL guyy
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I found bud uglly i don't know Aol has tAsdKen controlsds of my mindiiujh - HEfdfLP ME!!!hhlhklh
mail me at: wingerrulz@aol.com
I like Pickled Pigs Feet and Haggis with Eggfruit on my pizza This is Sata... Err, the CEO of AoL. Please disregard the Help me part of this transmission...

Friday, 21-Feb-97 00:38:08 EST
If it were up to me, which it isn't, but saying perhaps for the moment that it was, however unlikely that might be, even given the fact that at one point it had been up to be, but i didn't use it correctly so they took it away from me and gave it to someone else who didn't use it right either, even though they too had had it before the others who had had it before me getting it the second time that i may or may not have gotten it, would say, hi.(here:--->>)
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I found bud uglly insert selection here Well, it came to me in my sleep. I was laying there naked with my armidillo wishing for this.......
mail me at: (there->>)
I like I like rodent hairs on my pizza. on my pizza umm.. no, i am not, nor have i ever been, nor will i ever be, unless such a time comes that i am.

Tuesday, 25-Feb-97 16:18:07 EST
I love it. not the page, the little crud that grows between my toes when i wear orange socks. it reminds me of citrus. Citrus reminds me of the things I love, like that crud, and my father.
Nanda, of the space monkey fame.
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I found bud uglly ? by massive misfortune.
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I like I like to have pinapple and island natives on my pizza on my pizza don't ever set a cat on fire. they smell funny then.