Tuesday, 20-Aug-96 13:40:33 EDT
Who is Pamela Anderson ? What is a toaster?
How do I get a microchip down from my nose ?
Why does my fish's breath smell like fishfood?
Why is the Grim Reaper outside my house looking at me ?
Where is the 'Any Key'?
Ben Dover
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Friday, 09-Aug-96 10:02:38 EDT
I would let my mom see the buddy ugle website any day of the week. Then I would put her back in her respirator.
BEN
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Sunday, 11-Aug-96 12:15:56 EDT
I need a page like this: I wannt my name on
de topp. And then my father (link to page).
An picture of my oil pump
My adres!
Allah achbar, yalla-yalla!
Mohammed
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Thursday, 15-Aug-96 11:48:55 EDT
How much do you charge? I think you're really cool. My boss says we've gotta to get a website and I think you're just the guys. Well you do it for us. That we be rad. I love you guys. You're the best. My sister slept with your dad.
Steal my graphics from http://I found bud uglly form the other bud uglly page. Yes
Sunday, 15-Sep-96 13:51:50 EDT
i want a wedpage that is a reflection of the real me-although i am married to my sister who is also my cousin and aunt i sometimes feel that i am a woman trapped inside a man's body but that woman is a very masculine lesbian who lfeels like a man trapped inside a woman's body so i'm back where i started-this means everyone at the post office where i work makes fun of me but they wont be laffing long oh no except there goin to be laughing in hell where i'll send them- can you make me awebpage like that?
Cyrus Teagarten
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Monday, 30-Sep-96 13:17:50 EDT
This is really great!! This is what I've wanted for a long time. I've never seen such a useful site like this. I am looking forward to the renewal. I wonder how you manage this site. There must be a lot of customer asking the design of their webpages!!
Disco Spinoza
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Friday, 11-Oct-96 00:59:31 EDT
Pleeze send me my sight very soon. I have a pikture so I allready have stuff to put on the web. could you also pleze send me a skanner to get the picture to be able to put it on my computer and then i could put in the web someware. if you can't give me a skanner could you send me some snapple juice drinks like the woman on telivishun. any way send me a sigte real soon and i will thank very much Bon G Water
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Thursday, 10-Oct-96 16:31:19 EDT
If you think this is ugly, you should see me.... Glad to know there is a support group for peodple like us! Iona Bong
Steal my graphics from http://www.smellycat.comI found bud uglly ? I was in yahoo and my glass eye fell out and hit my mouse key over your link
Wednesday, 06-Nov-96 13:14:24 EST
I woold lerv to coment but the voices
told me not to. They say you are evil ....BING! Going up.. 12th Floor, sportgoods and rough woollen underwear
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I found bud uglly Delicious some foolish underpaid, overworked and obviously blind journ o put the URL in an article
mail me at: maire@weblynx.com.au
Saturday, 30-Nov-96 17:21:33 EST
Here are some suggestions:
- Remove site so I'll get my work done.
- Remove appendix 'cause nobody knows what it does anyway.
- Remove any remaining vestiges of content.
- Remove head from ground 'cause people keep telling me too and everything people tell me must be right.
- Remove tonsils 'cause you get ice cream.
- Remove question about pizza 'cause nobody can agree on pizza and can't we all just be brothers and get along I mean people have been fighting forever and where's the sense in it and I mean why and so let's just not talk about it any more 'kay and then we can just get along an' all be happy an' stuff. So, yeah.
- Remove smarty pants jerks like me who write stupid comments they think are funny but aren't 'cause it gets really annoying an' who reads this crap anyhow.
Walt Ogburn
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I found bud uglly i don't know
mail me at: reuben@cco.caltech.edu
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Friday, 21-Feb-97 00:38:08 EST
Lik the litle strips af paper you gots here that ya csan type on and stuf, t'heyre better'n a gnu setta sno tires
My sistrr and my wife Elly Mae Lou Desiree Doo Arlington VI thinks theyr'e needer then them thingees on the flyin sauceer that piced her up and they took her to deleware to go shoping so she told them grene men what to where to look lik normahl peeple so they got themn some overalls and I showed themn how to make soup for allofem outta one possum and they were realee happy and they took us back to our home and gave us a compooter so wes cood come on and look att tis mytee fin sight you guysve got here. I still lik the thingees on da ship better but you guysr prtty gud too
That Rowlffe is one might ee fine lukin animol think he'd make good stew i do but im notsure cuz i need ta see him up close. and ill buy him from you guys there here for too brand spankin new rifles and a gold tooth since yous firin so wht do ya say? ameil me back if ya wanna me to tak the dawg off your hands
oh i have to go now the guys said i have to go back to my room now cuz ive been writing too much and they dont want me to say too much i might say sometim im not sposed to so i have to go now bye
bye now and i have to go likBilly Joe Bob Henyry Jethro Jed Arlington III
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I found bud uglly i don't know i got hit on the head and woked up hear in this contiyoueuhm
mail me at: BillyJoeBobHenyryJethroJedArlington3@hick.mail.com.net.org.antartica
You guys are funny. you make me laugh. The doctors say my HTML programming is improving, and they may even move me up from construction paper and crayons to pens and paper. My cat's name is mittens.Head
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I found bud uglly i don't know I can't get this damn thing to work I can't read what I'm typing
mail me at: head@loa.com
Im riteing this from my hospitl bed. Lafn at yer sight brot onn a
sever asma attk. Gud think me wive brot in mi lappot.The Makai Guy
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I found bud uglly form the other bud uglly page. I's was wipping of my keyebrd after spiling some JOLt on itt ..
mail me at: fdw@makaisoft.com
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Wednesday, 08-Jan-97 00:11:46 EST
U guys R grate!!! U can do amasingg things wth HTMLE. I wante mi pag wth lotz of tagz...
Oh, Taht page is from my bst freind, hoo leikss two do phunny tihngs at nite, It sounds ilke mi dadss poron muvies, but no gril evr kame in.
I lake Frams nd big letres, alsoe tages. so inklud taht onn mi pag.
Th magix AoL guyy
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I found bud uglly i don't know Aol has tAsdKen controlsds of my mindiiujh - HEfdfLP ME!!!hhlhklh
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FEBRUARY 1997 WINNER
If it were up to me, which it isn't, but saying perhaps for the moment
that it was, however unlikely that might be, even given the fact that at
one point it had been up to be, but i didn't use it correctly so they took
it away from me and gave it to someone else who didn't use it right either,
even though they too had had it before the others who had had it before
me getting it the second time that i may or may not have gotten it, would
say, hi.(here:--->>)
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I found bud uglly insert selection here Well,
it came to me in my sleep. I was laying there naked with my armidillo wishing
for this.......
mail me at: (there->>)
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Tuesday, 25-Feb-97 16:18:07 EST
I love it. not the page, the little crud that grows between my toes when i wear orange socks. it reminds me of citrus. Citrus reminds me of the things I love, like that crud, and my father.
Nanda, of the space monkey fame.
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I found bud uglly ? by massive misfortune.
mail me at:
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