Mike Wooldridge Sent Bud tis movie and a letter. Bud, Berry, etc., Been a fan of your web design site since the late 80s. It's an inspiration! I've attached a QuickTime VR panoramic scene (bath.mov, 88k) that I created with the Bud Uglly aesthetic in mind (get the QTVR plug-ins at http://quicktime.apple.com/sw/). Feel free to use it on your site. I'd be honored! I made it with my low-res QuickCam in my bathroom; it involves a naked guy, a dog, and a Zip disk.
Trish O'Neil sent in a letter that siad she would like to workforpenis? but it was suposed to be work for bud uglly for peanuts we can't actually poy anybody in penisis. She also mentined this special feature of the bud uggly site hey, YOUR page made this blank e-mail appear. Fill in Anything you like!!!!!
John Heiland said he was bill and send us this letter. I think maybe he aws confused. HEY YOU WEENIES, My 10,000 lawyers say you better quit spoofing my Internot Explorer or we'll fly over you and drop large bags of coins on you and crush you. Exscept for that part about "best viewed with Internot" on the Netscrappy page--he says that can stay. -Bill
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THese are what people woul like to se in the future at Bud Uglly Design The Newest ones are at the tip. want nekkid gurlz to beat meet to becos nekead gurlz ar rad and kewl. need linkx that tak me too naekeid gurlz faic shots and nakedd onez. an alzo gunz too. pagez wth gunz that shoot and gif also thqt shuit boolets that loook kewl an rad. hbut most want naekid gurlz. -Form Nobody- Crap. More crap. -Form Simpleton- I would like to see a siteMap.And wabTV Giude. -Form Your friens, susan parker- What about a Bud Ug;;y Spelling bee Page or contest? Find your favorites and post them. I think we could trust you to juje them! -Form Megan A.- I wood lick to seee tekst in this box, and it ise. -Form whatsevmail@huh- Correct spellig of something. -Form Nobody- someone to father my child -Form Enid Still, without frames, the real rock bottom in tastelessnes remain to be acheived. A page where you get stuck in some frame somewhere and can't find out is still missing for Bud Ugly. Please do not rest on your disgusting laurels, there's still lower levels of revolting bad taste out there. -Form Jens Hultman- productspecialist Telia Internet Web eye wood lik 2 c some nyce pitchures of fluffi aminals! body parts that you are not quite sure about ... -From F Millard- I think you should have a monitor-washing service... it would clean the INSIDE surface of the monitor for an even better view "into" the "web"... -From rlyf- i would really like to sea more annomation and colours in this site. it could uze some sound that would require me to spend five hours tring to download and thenm still not work. in its present state this site is pretty kool and has alot of action...it just needs soome toons. -Form aj picouski- More flashing text and crashing Java applets -Form nobody- Tips on the human factors and ergonomics of Web Page d'zine. -Form Tony- I think you shold add a flashing text box about 12 paragraphs long in 8 pt. type. Oh, yeah, don't forget to put it on a backgropund that is the same color as the type. I also think you need some graphics that take 5 minutes to load, and then rotate in a really jerky motion. That's cool. -Form gatorboy- I would like to sea something that tells people how to do that little window thingy. -FormThankyou Screwball- You can find out more abourt the window thingyHERE could you put a miniature schematic of a sample webpage in this space? a new one each week? -Form Gerg Wendaldahl- I would like to see some trippy phsycodelic fat ass kind nuggets or some massive crops all decked out in one crazy mural -Form ryan micheal- 1. Make theme music (Fur Eleese, isn't it?) more catchy. Maybe add a base, sax, and accordian. 2. Give some examples of bad wibpage design. 3. Make sure the speling and grammar is correct. -Form Nobody- more women, bud ugly women. -Form Nobody-
Tue, 07 Jan 1997 Subject: Bud Ugly Hey, fellows, I loved your page from 6 months ago, but you've really gone over the line this time. The overload detracts from the humor -- it becomes more obnoxious than funny. Any chance the old page is still around somewhere? I have a friend who's planning a corporate web site and I wanted to direct her to you. ;-) BTW, I *do* enjoy the new pop-up window and the music. :) A devoted fan and advocate, pjs Tue, 07 Jan 1997 Re: Bud Ugly Dear pjs, Actually, the original page is still there, it's the entrance, minus the top 10% of the page. Everthing else on the page is pretty much as it always was. Updating Bud Uglly is always a little tricky and I appreciate your feedback. New visitors would enjoy seeing only a little bit of nonsense, as you indicate while regular visitors always want something new and more outrageous. Glad you enjoyed the music and I'm hoping Bud can live up to your future expectations *sob, weep* ;) Regarbs, --Bud Uglly
Tue, 07 Jan 1997 Re: Bud Ugly Dear pjs, Actually, the original page is still there, it's the entrance, minus the top 10% of the page. Everthing else on the page is pretty much as it always was. Updating Bud Uglly is always a little tricky and I appreciate your feedback. New visitors would enjoy seeing only a little bit of nonsense, as you indicate while regular visitors always want something new and more outrageous. Glad you enjoyed the music and I'm hoping Bud can live up to your future expectations *sob, weep* ;) Regarbs, --Bud Uglly