BUD UGLLY FREWQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION frewquently asked questions maimtained by berry Uglly
Wheres the FAQ? I jubst finished it. Wheres the FAQ? I jubst finished it. I don't understand?From John Posada We get thid question a lot and i don't understand either. Who picked the horrible music?From Rachel Zedeck The Musak used at Bud Uglly Design, was, carefull selected from umung Bud's vast "Infomercial" and "Jim Neighbors Does Karokie" midi collection. We felt that thees selections would help entertain and at the same time educate and enlighten visitors as to just how cultered midi, and Gomer Pile can be. Do you really make a living on creating theese kind of pages?From Susanne http://www.vetlanda.se/~mm96kasu Frankly when we created the Bud Uglly Desines home on the web we erouneusly thought we could make millions of dollars seling webpages to unsuspecting costomers. Then we visited Geocities and realized that we were doing nothing new. When we actually sell a webpage, than we will probably make some money. How many of you work on this site (or is it just 1 master of sick humor)? From Rachel Zedeck Bud Uglly Design is currently staffed much like a volunteer fire department is. This is due to the fact that moist emploeeys have some obligations to fulfill dooing comunity service. When we get the call to make a website, we do have a pole we slide down. Are you guys for real? From Terri Bell Yes, Bud Uglly Design can actually create a webpage for you if you feel you need won that badly. Send Inkwireies here c@.com Are you trying to get me fired? I'm browsing your page (cackling maniacally) and my coworkers are looking at me like I'm insane...From FLYNN HANSEN Originally the Bud Uglly site was not created to get people fired, however due to our recent investigations into the validity of creating a "Bud Uglly Emplouyment Sevise" website, we feel that getting people fired might help drum up extra business. Are you not ashamed?!From a concerned citizen We here at Bud Uglly Design feel that anyperson that does there very best and puts their entire soul into there work should not feel embarassed about it. Irregardless of whether it is total garbage or not. Examples of this can bee seen by visiting a museum and viewing som of the many works of "Miro", "Chagall", "Pollak", or "Dekooning." What doess^D FAQ meanb?From Ates Goral Thanks much for asking. Uh...or ARE you locked up somewhere, with 'net access? form Charles Kerns Although Som e of the members of the bud uglly team have spint some time in vareeus institutions, at this time we are all raoming the streets freely. You DO realize that your page features spelling worse than my worst 6th graders?!? form Daničle Bucar While, this is not actually a question, it is a fact that many people have commentid about the spelling at the Bud Uglly site but they nevir tell us whitch word is spellid incorrectly so we havent fixit it yet. My boss wants one of them web sites with a video camera so he can see if anyone is stealing his car. Can you help? from Not sure While Bud Uglly desig has many of the most advanced features that can be implimented on a web site we don't at this time have web site car alarms, but marge is pretty sure she can make a JabaScript one. You cna also find more JavaScrap things Here If I didn't know better, I'd think you had visited our site for ideas. From Scott Browne While bud and I visit many many sites for our ideas, because there at so many websies out there it is doubfull thart we visited yours. If you do have a legetimate complaint plese talk to rowlf abowt it. Do you guys do shockwave ,MIDI or WAV files in your web page designs? From Richard Lorbieski Marge and Paul areb cureently saftey checking som shockwave programs that they made, and we hope to have thim online sometime in the next couple of years. As for MIDi and WAV files, we do have some on some pages butt Bud feels that right now most ewebsits are noisy enough. Do you give quantitty discountz? from Howard Fisher Yes we do give quanlity discounts. For example, if you order one page it would be expensive, if you order five hundrid pages it would cost less than if you orderid thirty pages, if you were to order sixteen pages however it wood probably cost more than if you ordered seventeen pages, but if you ordered twenty pages it would cost more thasn if you ordered twenty pages. Perhaps this has cleard thinks up a little. Can you teach me how to speel liek you do. I don't tink I got it ritgt aso yet. from P4 Well you do need a questun mark at the end of ayour sentince, otter tahn tat you spelling looks fine to me! How do you make your animated images? form StevenS Being the perfectinist that he is Paul usually finds some pictures at a website and then he uses "Gif Constriction Set" form alchimy mindwerks. Paus sais he never sets the timing in an animated gif to more then three thousands of a second, this helps make the gifs more exiting as posible. 1
BUD UGLLY ORDERBOOK F.A.QUESTIONS Where's your guestbook entry so I can leave my order? I'm having a bit of trouble seeing it. Fram Skunk E. Beer Some people have had some trouble finding the order book, howerver you can e-maul us your order or you can fill out This form. If you still have trible seeping it, than you will probably need to get a web browser. Inforamtion?! What the hell's Inforamtion? From Tim When you fill out the order form, ther is an adidtional spot near the bottom for you to enteer extra thins you may need to tell bud or i about yoursel or the webpage you are orderoing. Uhh, this mail field is too short to be useful.From John flynn When I designed the order form I felt it wouls be less confu sing if the entry boxes took up less space on the page. If anyone esle finds the orderform confiusing plese let me know.