What an exceptionaly bad site. It reminds of the attacjk of the Killer tomatoes". your site is doomed to be to be such a classic. As a webdisign artist I can only rthankyou for the preveledge of viewing every design error known to man.
-Clint-
Well Bud, It’s actually pure luck I managed to find this feedback form. You seem to have missed something, and that is - Ugly is NOT good. There is nothing positive with bad design. The point is, to make a good webpage, the design hasd to be goos, not ugly. There’s no excuse for misspellings in these days of spellcheckers. You have to be precise and to the point if you mean people to be able too read your pages and not just go ahead and pretend that ugly is good. Ugly is ugly, not good and I have to warn all people that think of hiring you as a webpage designer that they shouldn’t, because ugly - although cheap - in nNOT good for business.
But it doesn’t matter what I tell you, you won’t have the guts to put this up anyway.
-Anders-
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You probably won't be able to read this without a Japanese language kit.
-Polar Bear-
Oh, sir. Oh, SIR.
I am a graphic designer by avocation, a technician by vocation, and a comedian by aspiration. I've been working as a commercial writer and designer for almost ten years now and consider my design standards to be pretty high and my production skills to be on-the-whole slam dunk. I'm writing to you to say that I viewed the Bud Uglly site today on the recommendation of a colleague and... and...
YOUR SITE HAS REALLIGNED EVERY CELL IN MY BODY AND MIND. I'M THRUMMING WITH FEAR AND DELIGHT. I AM UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
I'm abandoning my training, my skills, and my aesthetic sensibilities, jumping on my scooter (wait... I don't have a scooter... I'll be PURCHASING A SCOOTER), and heading straight for the rug on your floor, my friend. I want to live, eat, drink, gnaw, worship, ponder, and pick my teeth at your feet for the rest of what I'd until now called my life.
Please contact me with your address and home phone number as soon as possible.
Yours afraid of just how creepy this email is,
-Jane Brooks-
-Several Canadian Husbands Productions-
Grate PaGe. I rIlLy lve it! But giT hoocked on fOniks. it RilLy hlps! RILLY! hOkkeD oN fOnikS wrKD fr mE! Yur speling Is wOndrfuuL. I tiNk u sHulD teeCh meE hOw to Speel sO GoOD.
-ME-
We at the Idiot Club of America, upon review of your website, would like to extend our congratulations for being this month's unsolicited winner of the Royale Order of the Gilded Hangover Awarde. Given out by those pickled amnesiacs at the Horkweb, the ROGH Awarde is our most prestegious offering to those sites we feel, in our limited mental capacity, show excellence in the field of web design and lack of any practical applications. Attached is a gif file suitable for display on your site.
We humbly ask that you provide a link back to us through that gif or a small link somewhere on your site. Your site will be listed on the Horkweb, either under The Three Goatherds of the Apocalypse and some other people, or on our main page index frame if you can provide a small gif similar to those listed among our favorite sites.
-Horkless-
If you are going to judge other peoples sites at least try and make your site look good.
Also, there is a little thing called Spell Checker, I'd highly suggest you use it. It is pretty pathetic when you are judging peoples sites and you can't even spell simple words correctly on your own site. I saw something on the order of ten simple spelling errors on your front page alone. You may just win the stupid site of the day award, or was that your intent?
Sincerly,
-F-
Congratulations for being selected as a Pretty Strange site in Yahoo! I wrote them you know....:)
-Deb-
For getting you guys to be link of the week I need 100 kabazillion dollars. in pennies. Canadian pennies. Canadian pennies from 1932. Why change the nam eof the site? Why mess with perfection? Oh, well. Ow! souns pretty good. But now I have to change my bookmark. *sniff* that takes a lot of work. Oh, and if you ever need any help with the site, I'd be glad to help as long as it doesn't require any tough stuff like html or reading. I'll do it for free. *sob* please, I'll do anything.
P.S.- I'm not desperate...really....
-Dominius Mookpiloh-
help!
-Skippy-
gawd your page is hysterical. it is a work of art! REALLY! The attention to details: the misspelled works, the faulty graphic elements, the colors, the unreadable fonts -- I'm just beside myself laughing and I think I just split my sides :) everywhere I look there is another giggle! Frankly, I think it is a fabulous sales tool, if you can design something this F%^$ED UP, you must be a very talented person. All the best and thanks so much for the chuckles, I'm making your page a favorite!
-Stacey Briggs-
Thaumaturgist
Media Acquisitions Group
Bravo! This is the ugliest website I've ever seen. And your speling errers are wunderful! Keep up the good work.
-Kevin Steiger-
I love to read books, listen to classical music and practice my organ lessons
-jim hofflander-
Oh, man.. you pipple have got to be really good to do something so very, very bad. I mean it just goes on and on...getting worse and worse!!!! I can't get out Help, Help....I am stuck in some sort of toilet of web design,....aggggaaaaa
-Name Lucie-
Do you do FUNERALS?!
-Nobody-
Hello:
Are all the typos (or spelling mistakes) on purpose?
Just curious.
-Beverly Currie-
i think wirkink four you gies wood be greet#! i am very caerfill and ekzact. i am an englush mager in collige with a 1.4 gpa. i'm ser this will inpres you greetlie and you will hire me imideatley.
-yolander derobertis, harvard studint-
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-LEPRECON33-
Wow. I thought Bud Uglly had a really professional web site untill I realized that you have a complete lack of
-Shawn Sloke-
Well, I kind of like all the pretty colors.
-Nobody-
hey MAN BUD UGKY LIKE WHAT IS GOUNG ON HEER ANYWAY? LIKE hwTA YOU THIKN YOURR GONNA DESINE MY WEBSIGHTha DOENT MAKE ME LAUFGH!!
-Mr. Dills-
Loved it! Just finished taking my first html and web design course, and boy did they miss a lot! Thanks for all the tips! And the music that's almost as annoying as people who end every sentence with an exclamation point!
-Name A.Nygren-
I tried to use your drive through service, but nobody answered. I tried restarting but then it didn't help any. I tried to to talk into the grill in the back of my computer but I hear was a kind of buzzing sound. Do I need to upgrade my system or do I need a faster modem? Thanks for your help.
PS: The "stay here" button doesnt work onthe voting page. I clicked and clicked but nothing happend. Maybe my mousebutton is broken. I tried pusing it on the screen with my finger too. Maybe I need a new monitor so that this works (and so the speaker will work in the drivethroughsection) Thanks again
-Cole-
I wnated 2 sey that I rekomend you're sight 2 any1 in Charge off w3b-dizingn. I will tel both my frends! 0r him that still talks too me.
-Viktor-
I liked the chicken but after that nothing. What is the claim ticket number for?
-Bolete-
Usually for claming things, but I'm not an expirt in this field you may want to cunsult a clown or other circus performer.
-Bud-
yOU ALSO ARE NOT FUNNY AND i AGREE A CLOWN WOULD BE ABLE TO HELP ME MORE. tHANKS FOR NOTHING.
-Bolete-
YOU ARE WELCOME!
-Bud-
you all suck
-bob-
Dear Buf,
You miissppeell just a little too much. I'm getting suspicious that you are not a true sign-painter, but actually a police detective with a PhD in aesthetic (sp?) studies. You know how when they say "don't go there girl"? Well, you've already went and I'm glad you're not my mother.
WE WANTS A WEDDING!! ((:o--)
Your frinds,
-Patty & LoLo (yes we are single)-
That's right. The WWW is an increasingly humorless place dominated by big companies who do stupid shit like suing some poor clod in San Diego for putting up a "Meat of the Loom" page satirizing men's underwear ads.
Now it's your turn. You are in fringing on another page that I found first, so you are WRONG. Go to http://way.nu/oii, the organization for internet irony, and you'll see the "butt ugly plaid ribbon" campaign, which you obviously stole for your nefarious purposes.
You should immediately pay Jonny Peterson, who runs the way.nu domain, 2/3 of the profits you are getting from your lucrative "Bud Uglly" page, except if you were using the idea first he should pay you 2/3 of his profits, but I am going to be both your lawyers, so you can save a lot of money by just sending me, in virtual cash, each of you, 1/3 of all the money you are both making from these web pages. I'll have you know I went through the same arduous licensing process to get my online law degree you went through to get your webmaster license.
-Robin Miller-
Hi Robin, thanks much for your leegal advice in this iprotant matter. Please infor jim that the Bud Uglly design studio has only been on-line for 43 years so fark so if his is longer than he can win the alegid lawsuite.
-Bus-
PS: Maybe you should take 2/3 of the moneys just to be safe.
Or maybe you guys should just meet and settle this friendly-like. When I revamp my (100% commercial) limo service home page, I would be proud to put links to the Organization for Internet Irony (the famous Butt-Ugly Plaid Ribbon) and Bud Uglly design studio side by side, along with your buttons that look somwhat like the ones used by the Ford 4X4 browser people (Explorer & Navigator).
Jonny Peterson is a pretty sick puppy too, which is why we like him.
-Robin Miller-
Dear "Bud",
It seems that you have strong competition: "Welcome to Web Visionaries" This one is not a parody. I found them on the list of W3C members. So they pay 5,000 dollars per annum for some more exposure. On the other hand, my services are free of charge.
Regards,
Nir Dagan
Assistant Professor of Economics Universitat Pompeu Fabra Barcelona (Spain)
This has to be the funniest website I have ever seen.The Tiger stripes are especially appealing !!I really can't understan why YAHOO featured it on their "pretty strange page "Some people have no respect.Keep up the good work.
-Maggi-
did i send a leter.? I'm not good at this but i am pro. see other letters.
-Billy B. Edwards Jr.-
That is the most horrible example of a web page I've ever seen! The background color was like really bad and some of the bright green I could not even read at all;. when you have gone professional, give me an email.
-Kent-
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