What are people saying about the Biggest Java Ball on the Web? Subject: Bid to purchase Java ball Date: Fri, 26 Dec 1997 We at IBM have been reviewing our position as the grandfathers of IT, and have recognised the need to become involved with some of the youngsters. After all, as the popular singer Whitney Houston said, "The children are the future". In accordance with our policy, we have acquired Lotus and substantial shares in NetObjects in the past few years, as well as forming a strategic alliance with Sun. However, we have not done anything really funny yet, and since we recognise a certain frivolity in the emerging generation, we know that humour will be a key to our survival in the next millenium. That is why we believe that part of our strategy should be to buy shares in your Java Ball. We should like to offer you $17,000,000 and a development partnership, details of which may be discussed at a face-to-face meeting. Sincerely, IBM Management ceo@ibm.com Subject: rotating ball Date: Sun, 08 Feb 1998 great stuff can,t wait till 31december 1999. thanks. Skabod Subject: the Java ball "ooooo" Date: Sat, 7 Feb 1998 Sometimes they ache as if it is unscene and sometimes i feel obscene and want to show my balls. What can i do? please help me. p.s. I need big java balls like yours! sincerely, the guy with balls. Wildcat Subject: Your Ball Date: Fri, 6 Feb 1998 It's fun for the entire family, it's just plain cool, it's very enjoyable. Thank you very much for making that ball, i had a great time. Gary Thompson, age 18 GaryGuy384@aol.com Subject: Damn. Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 I was looking around your web site and saw the big java ball. I said to myself "damn, that's big." So in walks my sister, and she says "damn, that's big." Damn. heart, clay claybo@dsp.net Subject: SUPER HUGE JAVA BALL Date: Sun, 4 Jan 1998 Wow...thats one big ball... Dominius Mookpiloh Subject: My ball is huge Date: Sat, 20 Dec 1997 I looked at your java ball, and I just wanted to let you know that mine are bigger. I crawled up on the desk and held mine up to the monitor and they were at least twice the size. Did I mention that I have a 13" monitor set to 12800x10240 resolution? It's pretty frickin badass. Ben Lerman ben@lerman.astra.co.uk Subject: Big Java Ball I've got a 1024 by 768 pixel screen on a 17" monitor -- I looks as though your ball could be bigger than it appears on my display. Is its size limited by some absolute physical constant, or is the existence of an even bigger Java ball possible (even if only in principle, however improbable such a thing might seem to us at present)? If I change my settings or get new equipment, will your ball grow? I know a guy who would like a bigger ball or two -- how can he make my (er, I mean, HIS) ball(s) bigger? Is there a way to use Java to make other things bigger as well? Thank you, self-conscious near Seattle. brogger@wln.com Subject: About the Biggest Java Ball The Biggest Java Ball is much more impressive than the Smallest Java Ball. I don't care what anyone says - size is important... Neil. neil@kam.com Subject: yeehaw.... If we could just git one of these suckers on our krispy, dead web site, we wuld utterly rock!!! Is this like, you know copyrited? Meri Kotlas, Lead Bit Strangler, VisionFactory, Inc. Subject: Java Ball FINALLY! A useful Java Applet! James W. Martin III Subject: ball ooooooooh ahhhhhhhhh how exciting Hilary gunner@bonduel.tds.net Subject: THAT HUGE JAVA BALL THINGY I saw your HUGE Java Ball! It made me think of the Harlem GlobeTrotters.....hmm.? Now, That's unnatural. Oh, No! I feel myself being transformed by Your Java Ball! I'm turning into something unnatural...... ugggggg....... help........... uggggggggggggg.... "Jinkies Wilma....Where's Scooby?" Pretty00s@aol.com Subject: The Biggest Java Ball on the Web Wow! It's a big java ball! This is what the net's designed for! Keep it up! :) Actually, it really does look like quite a bit of work went into making that thing. It really is cool. Gogul Subject: the big ball You guys really have big balls, the biggest I've ever seen. Thank you for changing my life. B. Connellan sloth@iafrica.com Subject: about your ball It's better than a ball of lava! I love the biggest ball of Java so much that I'm adding it to my links page. SIMBATH(C) Subject: Are you ballsh*tting me? Please make your Java Ball bigger so that I can finally start using my scroll bars (scroll balls ?). Eric Hop hoperic@ip-groep.nl Subject: tamagothic eggs are bigger I surf on my mobiltelephone and even my tamagotchis egg is bigger!!! (ofcourse I don't own a mobilphone yet, it just sounded funny) Sam Gabrielsson samgab@pcpinball.com Subject: Ball Gosh The only opportunity left is The Biggest Horizontally Spinning Java Ball on the Web. As the accepted masters of Web things would you like to do it or can I Doj doj@line2line.co.nz Subject: Ball Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! My browser is crappy and won't show me the Java Ball! I wanna see it! I'm going to go drown my sorrows in a big cup of Java!!! Boo hoo hoo!!! Reddy1234@aol.com Subject: Ball Feedback The Biggest Java Ball on the Web Ate My Balls! Mike Wooldridge mike@thatguy.com Subject: Ball Thank you for proving that Java has the potential to create serious and useful applets that will forever change the way we use the Internet. Edwin Maier chokingonsarcasm@dfwmm.net Subject: The biggest java ball on the web Oh, guys, you have made an impressive work. I think you're a step ahead on the future. if we had more people with your vision of the future, the world would be much better. I almost had a heart attack when I first saw the "Biggest Java Ball on the Web". now, everyday I get connected only to see the magniloquent "Biggest Java Ball on the Web". I wonder that I will never have such a so expressive form of communication... -leandro dos santos- Subject: Ball We at the Post-Hermetic Temple of the MetaGnostic Exemptus believe your big ball to be a diabolical conspiracy to over throw the entire planet. Thank You. Allen Williams Subject: its very very red liuke the big ball the liottle ball is very red I sad to myseven yer old ' "hey thats really red" and she said ,"Daddy how much more red could tht ball be/" and i sauid,"none. nonemore red" and she cried and I drank some mor and stormed out of the house. i hadda ball, now you do Aadam Jacobs Subject: I feel inadequate My balls are too small, and your web site is way too funny! -Joel- Subject: normal sized java ball I am amazed! -incoserv- Subject: big Java bal it iss too big the collors dont blend make it sow thae do AdamD Subject: JAVA BALL stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid. Don Gander Subject: java ball I was suprised at how round your ball was, it is also very big. Bryn Subject: Ball Sizes It needs to be bigger. Make it much bigger. Joe Subject: hey i have an unnatural desire to communicate my feelings to you about the biggest java ball on the web! im trying to learn java right now and i hope that some day i will be able to create my own large java ball! jerkey Subject: Broke Click By the way, I click on the giant Ball and hurt myself. Good jobb! sparker I Have an Unnatural Desire to Communicate to You My Feelings About the Biggest Java Ball on the Web If seeing "The Biggest Java Ball on the Web" has somehow stirred up feelings deep inside you, please feel free to let us know at: About Your Ball

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