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INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Turn your monitor's contrast and brightness controls up as high as they will go. 2. Climb on top of your desk and point the monitor directly at the part of your body you wish to tan. 3. Rotate your body periodically to minimize burning. NOTE: For a more even tan, douse yourself with ©Payne Philburns Non-Stick Internet Tanning Foam! |
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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Payne Philburn and WebTan Incorporated are not responsible for any damage that may be caused by climbing on your desk or flipping around on it. Payne Philburn can also not be held accountable for any loss of personal property or physical damage that may result from your house bursting into flames. Payne Philburn is not responsible for misuse of the ©Payne Philburns Non-Stick Internet Tanning Foam or for any radioactivity you may encounter after use.
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