Getting your company "On-Line" can be a daunting task indeed, that's why the Bud Uglly Webpage Design Corporation has developed this handy new way to make your webpages in a snap! Simply follow the easy to use instructions below, and within minutes, you'll have a new website any corporation could be proud of.
INSTRUCTIONS: STEP 1: Select a name for your corporation by replacing "Microsoft" in the first box. STEP 2: Be sure you have completed step one. Step 3: See where it says "Bill" , fill in your name there. Step 4: Take a break, you earned it! STEP 5: It says "Tennis Ball" now, put in something else. STEP 6: Select the type of website that you want. The End.... WAIT! Then push that button.		CORPORATION NAME: YOUR NAME: YOUR PRODUCT: STANDARD: Quick no-frills webpage. NUTTY: Show your clients you have a sense of humor. CUTTING EDGE: Show clients how cool you are. CORPORATE JAPANESE: (not actually in Japanese) HONEST: Be original! Nobody else is.

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