JANUARY 1999: Netscrappy WebWanderer 7.3 delivers breakthrough audio, video and smells. Download it now. Please be patient, if you go pushing the download button a bunch of times, expect to find a boot right in your buttocks.
SCOOTER PROMOTED TO CEO
WE'RE NOT REALLY THAT MAD
Jimmy (The Fist) Slamdale, President and Current Reigning Champion at Netscrappy Corp.
Welcome back to "We're Not That Mad." Last time, I talked about how we should beat the tar out of every employee at Alvin's Corporation. This week I wanted to spend some time explaining why Alvin is such a jerk. ... Last Halloween while I was giving out those little Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (you know the tiny ones in the foil wrapper) It turns out that my "neighbor" Alvin was giving away the full size double cup Reese's. Then along comes Christmas. When Christmas carolers came and sang at my door I would treat them to a nice cup of cocoa. Wouldn't you know, just down the street not only would Alvin give them a cup of cocoa, he was giving them fruit cakes and candy canes. Well, this may all sound innocent to you but come next spring all the neighborhood kids will be riding their bikes across my lawn and messing up my flowers and stuff. They'll leave Alvin's yard alone, remembering all the nice treats he gave them around the holidays. Next thing you know I'm going to have to move , and then Alvin can give away any kind of candy and fruit cakes he wants. Heck he could even charge money for them. Do we really want that to happen?
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