Tiny's poem about toast.

Toast, by Tiny the Toaster
© Copyright 1997, 2001 Tiny the Toaster productions, in affiliation with Butter on Bread Multimedia Corporation. Distribution or reuse of this poem without permission of Tiny the Toaster is is expressly forbidden in accordance with public toast law no.124-3857.

I love toast.
It is the food I eat the most.
The end.