TOASTER HELP F.A.Q
HOW COME MY TOASTER ISN'T WORKING?
First, check to see if the toaster is plugged in. If it is plugged in you may want to try banging it repeatedly on the counter. If this still doesn't work, you may want to tie the cord to the back of your car and drive around the block. If this still doesn't work, spray a little WD40 into it.
WHAT CAN I DO WITH MY OLD TOASTER?
Hey, don't throw away that old toaster! They make great doorstops, Christmas tree treetoppers, bird feeders, pencil holders and with a few inexpensive plastic flowers, they can become a nifty holiday centerpiece.
WHERE CAN I FIND OUT MORE ABOUT TOASTERS?
Check out The Toaster Museum Foundation Homepage. It's a nice places to visit and you can find out more about the thrilling world of toasters.