USER SUBMITTED THINGYS #14 12 Stoopid Definitions #13 100 Rejected Smurf Names #12 School & Work Excuses #11 12 Stoopid Things #2 #10 12 Stoopid Things #1 #9 Dumping Lines #8 How do you Spell Relief? #7 100 Disney Movie Titles #6 First Cartoon Contest (hehe, last cartoon contest too) #5 Ow's Worst 100 Artists #4 VH1's Top 100 Artists #3 Torture Castro #2 Barky's Random Movie Quotes #1 Vacation Special POLL RESULTS DO DADS #26 April 98 - Cat/Snake Toilet Bout #25 March 98 - Pope's Pointy Hat and hit the Spice Girls #24 February 98 - Naked Flintstone/How do you say Super Size It #23 January 98 - Are You At Work?/Car Names #22 December 97 - Marge Simpson's Hair/Eighth Dwarf Name #21 November 97 - Gluestick Sniffing/Time Travel #20 October 97 - Captain Kirk's Hair/Hiding Dead Bodies #19 September 97 - Stupidest Person on Gilligan's Island #18 August 97 - Rush Limbaugh... a jerk? #17 July 97 - New Kiddie Show Host. #16 June 97 - Pet Rocks/Mid Mall Hostage #15 May 97 - Disappearing Socks/Better Zine Names #14 April 97 - Bat For Limb/Sucky Corporate Websites #13 March 97 - Zingy Zine Name/Deserted Island #12 Feb 97 - Interactive Television/Hokey Pokey #11 Jan 96 - Microsoft's New Name/Cheese #10 Nov 96 - Cool Replacement Part 2/Software Rip-Off #9 Oct 96 - Replacement For Cool/Mouse Balls #8 Sept 96 - Does Bill Gates enjoy ice cream? #7 Mid Aug 96 - Why do the bad guys always win? #6 Late July 96 - When will Microsoft own the universe? #5 Mid July 96 - Will Explorer replace Navigator? #4 July 96 - Do you think Netscape has too many silly features? #3 June 96 - Do you wait for slow sites to load? #2 Late May 96 - Too Many Website Graphics #1 May 96 - Do Internet magazines have the same hot sites? Search Ow! and bud uglly design WEEKLY QUESTION ARCHIVE #75 Lame Excuse. #74 Final Week of Weekly Questions. (4/98) #73 Funny telephone buttons and Batman villains suck. #72 Spanky gets shattered, and cheer up Max question. #71 Nan's brother gets a new goldfish. (Spanky in Cryofreeze) #70 Best way to empty your bladder. #69 What will Sparky do with Spanky's body? #68 Spanky Dies, Limited Collectors Edition. #67 Bald people should rule the world. #66 Will Yam Gates voice recognition system. #65 Presidential sex life fascination. #64 Googly-Eyed Day. #63 Paula Jones should lay off Clinton. #62 Medieval torture devices and Muzak. #61 Most Embarrassing Moments. #60 The "It's 1998" Special Edition. #59 Is Cranky making you dinner? #58 Xena, Warrior Princess Winter Special. #57 Ignore the questions Special Edition. #56 Cherries can't think of a question. #55 Why is everyone talking about IE 4.0? #54 Advice for jumping off a building. #53 Dinner party bust/Falling squirrels #52 Five ways to tell your fruit is going bad. #51 Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? #50 Who the heck is this cranky Cranky person? #49 Can you set my VCR? #48 Cranky and Dinky do the questions. #47 Why is the poll monthly? #46 Pet bites Spanky & Backyard Vacation #45 Spanky in toilet & TV dinners #44 Paparazzi & Calling in a Ransom #43 TROPICAL-O-RAMA Part II #42 TROPICAL-O-RAMA Part I #41 More Spanky for sale. #40 Worst fear & Spanky for sale #39 Are you red or white onions? #38 Captain Kirk & Fat Hawaiian Man #37 Where do they get seedless watermelons? #36 I am missing a piece of my ear. #35 Captain Kirk & 4th of July #34 Water slide wedgie & find butt with both hands #33 The 1997 Big Butt Extravaganza! #32 Are you really a government census agent? #31 Loveable Hanson boys & naked carwash #30 Jason crazy glues his fingers #29 Deer crossing & Shaggy and Scooby #28 Exactly what type of questions get rejected? #27 Meaning of Death & Explosives #26 Clown eating cannibals #25 Guess W. swallows gum #24 Dust bunny fairy tale #23 Cat\buttered toast #22 Belly-button lint #21 Firecracker up a frogs bee-hind #20 Tree hits mime #19 Spanky joins team #18 Sterilize the needles for lethal Injections #17 Kool-Aid man falls over #16 Rank Food #15 Visitor sends in joke #14 Butt Cracks #13 What do French restaurants do with frog arms? #12 What does jumbo shrimp mean? #11 Cow laughs really hard #10 Dear Parade Magazine #9 Who invented the wedgie? #8 Bill Gates & Microsoft junk #7 Shrink wrapped cow #6 Old man pants #5 Fatal wedgie #4 Why is abbreviation such a long word? #3 Light bulb screwed in butt #2 Sparky begins wacky answers #1 Unanswered Questions (Historic) REJECTED ARCHIVE #56 Final Rejected Questions. #55 Spankenstein rejects the questions. #54 Sparky threatens to kill visitor. #53 Poll write-in vote and leg humping question. #52 May I take your order? and Why should I ask you a question? #51 Is my name Jethro? and Isn't Spanky immortal? #50 Ramen Noodles kill Spanky. #49 Henry Kissinger rejects some of the questions. #48 Peanut butter and Mr.Bitter burns eyelashes. #47 I finally solved the biggest mystery of all time. #46 Mr. Fizzles falls off eight foot cliff. #45 Elvis Shortliver throws up. #44 Favorite laxative and Dance around naked. #43 Most Embarrassing Moment. #42 New Years Special. #41 Could I be a big robot sea monster? #40 How much longer till I get fired? #39 Dead Elvis & Professional assassin. #38 Sparky/Spanky fight over question. #37 Why do you ask us to send you a question when you will reject it? #36 Who has the best pizza? #35 100 monkeys at a typewriter. #34 Blow up your own airbag. #33 Secret code from Chinese spies. #32 The "too good for this site" question. (Bad Mistake) #31 Which is better, Jurassic Park or Superman III? #30 Harry & the Hendersons. #29 Is Chewbacca chewy? #28 Joe Torre with bunny slippers. #27 Pollster with weird name & Gravity. #26 Appliance asks question. #25 Visitor with fake name. #24 Man speaks in the forest / Space Station Mir. #23 Aids cure for corporate giants. #22 Smelly question & Good looking question. #21 Sparky shoots himself. #20 Visitor's computer hooked to coffee maker. #19 Speed of light Pinto. #18 Tito Jackson & Is the earth really flat? #17 Big Song & Ass from a Hole in Ground #16 Time Travel & Communist Party #15 The 1997 Big Butt Extravaganza! #14 Pole in Ear & Struck by Lightning #13 Vacuuming & Dead Heather #12 Horny Aardvark & Pillsbury Doughboy #11 Loud Visitor & Fishing Channel #10 Cartoon Busty Women & Longest Visitor Name #9 Dennis Leary & Stalkers #8 Silly as all Hell One Year Anniversary Issue #7 Laughing Visitor & Drive on Parkways No. 1000 #6 Duck & Lethal Injections #5 Collapse of Balkans & Choke a Smurf #4 Retard Girlfriend & My Foot Hurts #3 More Cat Buttered Toast & Flat Chested Woman #2 Cat Buttered Toast & Really, Really BIG question #1 Chicken Crossing & I Touch Myself COMPLAINT ARCHIVE Recent Complaints #3 Dominius Mookpiloh lost his pants. #2 Sir John-a-lot wants to see Cranky open up a can of whup-ass. #1 MoleStank can't fit nickle. |
