No, we're not doing any snappy comebacks in this part of the archive so get lost! Thanks... Thanks for nothin'
nickel... *hrrrmph*... won't...*unnggh*.. .fit... too... tight... *sqeak** fwummp*...... ah there we go, now about my complaint, cr@mp is stupid, i'd prefer you call this place St@nk, the zine that smells ripe, btw, can i have my nickel back?
My prosate, it's the size of a buick I tell you.
My feet hurt, and nobody likes me.
Name Withheld ('cause we don't know it)
HEY that butt isn't big enough for my nickle. No wonder I can't get no quality service around here.
I know this does not sound like a complaint, but I love your site (no matter what the name is)! I could not believe that there would be any complaints, so I clicked over to read them and your smart alecky replies. Woe is me, there are no complaints, just a way to complain! The complaint page should have some of the complaints that have been sent in!
why do you want me to leave my e-mail? whyteshadow
Your webpage is way too "free!".
I innocently write in asking for halloween help, and you tell me to be a penis? What will my neighbors think when I go trick-or-treating?
What sort of nae is CRAMP?
You have Spanky and I don't!
I'm complaining about the total lack of free porn available at this site. Everywhere else I go, it's porn Porn PORN! I come here, no porn. What gives, jerkies?
The reverend Jough Approximately
You know, you put in your nickle and you complain loudly and nothening ever changes. I told you to change the background in the rejected room, and you ignore me. I submit a question of the week and you don't even put it on the rejected page. I am soooooo hurt. Maybe I should just stop trying, but you are the one who told me to submit the question. Maybe, I should just keep filling up your mail box with the same question.
OK, this really isn't a complaint, it's a comment. Jackie O isn't REALLY trying to get out of the car in the Zapruder film, she's actually reaching for a piece of her husband's skull. I'm totally and completely serious. I swear on a stack of Ben Folds Five albums.
Fred The Stick Figure
Bring back Sparky and Spanky!
The rejected page's background color is just a little BRIGHT.
Can you change the background color? I stare at the red so long I go blind.
why is today friday?
I hate the "newest" name even more than the older new names. Cr@amp sounds like you have PMS and need to go visit the "Midol" zine. Change it to somethine less stoopid, Please!!! I am ashamed to be caught visiting.
sick and tired of your 'newness'
I wonder why the door-to-door sales man had a big smile on his face when i paid the $100 to access this site...????
There. What do I win?
no naked chicks
Everything is just peachy. Yup, just perfect. Nice baseball bat. Give my regards to Dinky.
i have no complants. this is the best site i've ever been to.
Why can't we download the Halloween Extravaganza. Rest downloads OK
Alright now, i wrote the question about the eigth dwarf this week and you put my name as one of the dwarfs (that being jamjars. I don't wish to sound uppity but by-crikey this made me jolly mad. Could you please make up for this mistake with a full page apology. And can I borrow $5 for a box of tissues.
I think your complaint dept sucks.
I can't click on the Naked Otters Link, and that really stinks!
Your site doesn't Suck enough. MAke it Suck-y-er. I COMMAND IT!!! Thank You
My underware is too tight!
How come you guys don't give out free beer? What is this?