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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
-Someone who couldn't give a donkeys knob-end-
Dear someone who couldn't give a donkeys knob-end, This kind of thing happens to me all the time. Recent psychological studies have indicated that a persons short term memory is far more susceptible to external... uh.. influences, although... uh... so you can see why Microsoft should be broken up into many smaller companies.
I've had some bad experiences with ink pens. You see I am a compulsive pen-chewer. Well, it seems that too often, I am talking with people when... SHABANG, the dang thing breaks in my mouth, and my taste buds are greeted with an awful flavoring that leaves a nasty black stain on my tongue. It is quite embarrassing and disgusting. What can I do? Is there a pen that is sturdy enough? and if so where? THanks a heap.
Is Duke Nukem a real guy or did Santa Clause fib to me? I'm gonna hold my breath until you answer my question.
Curious as why you would want to use a "Hot Water Heater" to heat water that's already hot?
Why do they call it emergency planning? If it were planned, it wouldn't be an emergency.
Does anyone else enjoy collecting belly-button lint?
Why do they call them buildings. Surely they're built, already?! Hey, everybody else is rehashing old jokes, why shouldn't I?
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