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Hey Sparky, If a seedless watermelon is seedless, then how do they plant and then get them to grow without seeds??
The deal is that prior to shipping, the mature watermelons have to mate. Breeder pairs are given a room in a cheap motel, where they get to watch fruity porno movies and listen to Perry Como music. During mating, all the seeds just seem to pop out.
I did like you said and carved your url into my coffee table so as to remember it. But the coffee table is to far away from the computer so I am unable to read it. Any other suggestions on how I might remember your web address?
I just returned from Spanky's Homepage (and here I thought I had too much time on my hands!) My question is, how can you, Spanky, make hand shadows when you're just a floating head? I mean, I can understand. After all, I'm just a small, wild Brazilian monkey on a computer...
Elf-like beings out my window? can you make them go away?
What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?
Sparky/Spanky, With no legs, how do you keep your underwear from sliding all over the place?
If Jesus was Jewish, why'd he have a Mexican name?
sparky/spanky r u 2 in n e way related? like, brother and sister, cousins, or boyfriend and girlfriend??
What on earth are grapenuts?
If free will exists, and we do have a choice, then why do we say " i did this because..." doesn't this imply cause and effect and that we are forced to do things based on certain determinants?
If Spanky was a real person, what crime would you spank her for?
Maybe I'm stupid?, but you onion things have changed things around and I can't even find the rejected list. Why must there be change? I hate when things change!?
Some of your answers stink, but I suppose you're going to blame that on the fact that you're an onion.
Have you grown tired of ear eating boxer questions yet?
Are you back yet? Are you back yet? Are you back yet? Are you back yet?
How is it that our country continues to function, despite organizations like congress and the senate?
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