Poll Results Archive: #9
Welcome to archive number nine, the only poll that ever featured a leather whip.
If someone handed you a leather whip, would you:
6 said: Tie your partner to a tree and ask them to beg for mercy.
6 said: Give the whip to your partner, tie yourself
to a tree and beg for mercy.
13 said: Tie Pee Wee Herman to a tree and whip him,
even when he squeals like a pig.
15 said: Round up cattle.
10 said: Skip this question.
(Question courtesy of Doobie the WonderMuffin)
How do you clean your mouse balls?
8 said: Vigorously rub them with a dry cloth.
8 said: Gently sponge them off.
14 said: Blow on them.
9 said: Use one of those mouse ball kits.
11 said: I always just pick the last answer on the list.
Deep Question: 10/7/96
What word can we use
to replace the word cool?
1 Visitor said: There is no word that's better.
4 Visitors said: Sorry, I can't think of anything cool to put in the box.
45 Visitors suggested these replacements for the word cool:
Chi-illin ( Pronouced- "chih", pause, "illin". See "Encino Man"
Bitchin' (equally stupid, but kewl)
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