Results: Microsoft's New Name
In an effort to help Microsoft Corporation regain some of it's former glory (and just to make everyone forget who the hell they are) the most recent poll at wwwVOice asked voters to suggest a new name for this software colossus. The following list is not necessarily the views of the wwwVOice website, or any of it's writers. (except for maybe the really funny ones)
Most Popular Suggestion
Top Ten wwwVOice Favorites
Heep of Electronic Dung
My Crows Off
Gates of Hell
Billy's Personal Market Monopoly Maker
Technology by Atilla
I want to take over the world Inc.
"Microsoft" brings to mind a small, limp penis.
Uurshivolumpiquetsnobongoforacious Dobrificatory Wyrtlefindlemips Co.
Wouldn't "Komintern" suit?
Results: How Often Does Your Computer Crash? The December Poll at wwwVOice has concluded that a large percent of the visitors have computers that never crash. These liars.. er.. polltakers comprised 24% of the votes. 19% said they crash as soon as they turn their computer on. Boy, we thought a lot more people than that were running Windows 95.
Results: Do You Like Cheese On Your Hamburger?After throwing out all the votes for "I thought these questions were supposed to be less stupid" the final results for this most exciting of polls indicate that, 74% of the polltakers enjoy cheese on their hamburgers. These results should really help to work out the meat-to-bun-to-cheese ratio at your next barbecue. Lets see, 10 hot-dogs to a pack, 8 buns, 24 slices of cheese, hmm... 8 times 10, carry the 4, and uh....
The final December/January poll results.
Deep Question: 12/22/96